Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween

The Creamatory of Screams is the place to go for ice cream! They serve Hershey’s premium ice cream, freshly made waffle cones, and “droppings” for your sundae. And, if you dare, you can earn your “death certificate” eating the Gravedigger Sundae.

But ice cream isn’t the only reason to “go to Hell,” Screams is a hilarious store with T-shirts, glassware, and many more souvenirs from Hell, plus Halloween items all year long. At the Official Post Office, they stamp “Been Thru Hell” and singe every piece of mail. Also, you can buy your own square inch of Hell or be Mayor for the Day (reservations required).

Rent a canoe or kayak for the day. Paddle through ​Hell along a beautiful chain of lakes in the Pinckney Recreation Area.

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Come to explore the chain of lakes in the Pinckney State Recreation Area. The most popular trip begins at Bruin Lake then goes through Watson, Halfmoon, and Hi-Land back to Hell. This trip takes approximately 2 hours. For the more adventurous, Round, Patterson, Woodburn, and Blind lakes are all connected. Be sure to have GPS and/or a map if you decide to explore, and begin early!

Staff will take your group from Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween to the Bruin Lake access. They can also meet you at the Bruin Lake boat launch if you’re camping there.

Rentals start at 11:00 a.m. and must be returned by 6:00 p.m.
($20 per hour is charged after 6:00 p.m.)

Canoes $46 per day (2 adults & 1 child max per canoe)
Kayaks $36 per day (ask about tandem and
child-size kayaks if needed)

Call about the Sunset Special on Mondays through Thursdays.

Call (734) 878-2233 for information and to book a reservation

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Hell & Screams Ice Cream 4045 Patterson Lake Road
Hell MI 48169
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Open daily 11 a.m. - 6 p.m.